Chris Moran fact #8

Chris Moran wasn't baptised with that name. He adopted it to optimise himself for Google searches featuring the words "Chris", "Moran" or "chrismoran", which is a Tagalog word meaning "hot teens".

Chris Moran fact #7

Chuck Norris has two speeds: fast and kill. Chris Moran has three: fast, kill and 'look, this isn't going to do anything on Google – all we can really do now is try it on Drudge'

Chris Moran fact #6

There is no such thing as journalism, only articles Chris Moran allows to be published

Chris Moran fact #5

Chris Moran and Justin Bieber had a race. Sure, Justin Bieber came first, but Chris Moran came second and third, and top in the UK

Chris Moran fact #4

Google Trends goes to Chris Moran to find out what is important

Chris Moran fact #3

If Chris Moran misses a fast moving search term, it's because he's moving faster

Chris Moran fact #2

People stopped using Altavista because Chris Moran said so

Chris Moran fact #1

Chris Moran doesn't optimise content for search engines, search engines optimise themselves for him