Chris Moran facts
Facts about Chris Moran
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Chris Moran fact #8
Chris Moran wasn't baptised with that name. He adopted it to optimise himself for Google searches featuring the words "Chris", "Moran" or "chrismoran", which is a Tagalog word meaning "hot teens".
Chris Moran fact #7
Chuck Norris has two speeds: fast and kill. Chris Moran has three: fast, kill and 'look, this isn't going to do anything on Google – all we can really do now is try it on Drudge'
Chris Moran fact #6
There is no such thing as journalism, only articles Chris Moran allows to be published
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Chris Moran fact #5
Chris Moran and Justin Bieber had a race. Sure, Justin Bieber came first, but Chris Moran came second and third, and top in the UK
Chris Moran fact #3
If Chris Moran misses a fast moving search term, it's because he's moving faster
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